Still ain’t slept nigga!!
Whoop whoop.
Rolling face still. Goin at it again tonight. RAVE NIGGAAAAA :D
Sad but true
United States:How can we further manage our citizens without being too obvious?
People:Don't manage us.
United States:Oh, I know, let's militarize the police forces!
People:We don't need that. We need jobs. We need food. We need housing. We need a good education system.
United States:We simply don't have funding for that. We just militarized your police forces for your "safety" from, uh, er, "terrorists".
People:...
United States:What?
People:We voted you in. You work for us.
United States:Of course we do! We just happen to have backroom deals where we take money from some of the biggest corporations and richest people in your interest.
People:F*** This S***.
United States:THEY'RE REBELLING. THEY'RE ORGANIZING. LOOK, IT'S A PROTEST AT A UNIVERSITY! QUICKLY! PEPPER SPRAY AND BEAT THEM INTO THE GROUND BEFORE THEY HURT THEMSELVES.
Media:We don't know what the f*** is happening, but here's your top 10 list for must-have summer items.